Check out 15 Funny Indian wedding vows or one-liners that are sure to enhance the love, double the joy and sure to make the guests feel happy and amusing.
While a wedding is a happy phase in one’s life, the preparations, arrangements and pre-wedding jitters can leave one stressed out. As “the” moment arrives, make the ambience a light-hearted feel with your better half by sharing these quirky marriage vows that are sure to give your wedding some hilarious moments.
Here are a few examples of unique wedding vows you can include in your marriage.
Funny wedding vows for the groom
I won’t complain if you make me watch “P.S. I love you” for the 19th time.
I will not look at other women in your presence. We will look at them together.
I will always lift the toilet seat up.
I will never make fun of your multi-dimensional rotis.
Now that we have gotten skinny for our wedding, let’s get real fat together.
I will pretend to be patient when you are trying to get that winged eyeliner for 2 hours.
I promise to unclog the tub even though only one of us has long hair.
I promise to trust you even if we deviate from our grocery lists, GPS navigation or life goals.
I promise to pay all my debts to you – a Lannister always does.
I will kiss you really hard even when you are old and wrinkly.
Let’s grow old disgracefully together.
Funny wedding vows for the bride
I will try to make round chapatis for you.
I will not snap at you even when you bring the dirty shoes inside for the 19th time.
I will let you have the last slice of Pizza or maybe half of it.
I will believe you when you say nice things about me and will not try to kill you with my sarcasm.
I will try to understand the difference between a free-kick and a penalty for you.
I promise to cuss loudly at video games.
I promise to get up and get the remote from across the room even though I am not the one who placed it there.
I vow to be there when you start Netflix marathons and finish actual marathons.
I will bear your stupid mistakes and careless macho attempts because I know you are still a baby.
You will always be my Tall, Dark and Handsome. Maybe not that tall and not that handsome but definitely mine.
So, how about including these one-liners and adding a twist to the traditional vows at your wedding? Would you like to add something else? We will love to hear them too. Leave your comments in the section below.