15 Funny Indian wedding vows or one-liners

Funny wedding vows for the groom

1. I won’t complain if you make me watch “P.S. I love you” for the 19^th time.
2. I will not look at other women in your presence. We will look at them together.
3. I will always lift the toilet seat up.
4. I will never make fun of your multi-dimensional rotis.
5. Now that we have gotten skinny for our wedding, let’s get real fat together.
6. I will pretend to be patient when you are trying to get that winged eyeliner for 2 hours.
7. I promise to unclog the tub even though only one of us has long hair.
8. I promise to trust you even if we deviate from our grocery lists, GPS navigation or life goals.
9. I promise to pay all my debts to you – a Lannister always does.
10. I will kiss you really hard even when you are old and wrinkly.
11. Let’s grow old disgracefully together.

Funny wedding vows for the bride

1. I will try to make round chapatis for you.
2. I will not snap at you even when you bring the dirty shoes inside for the 19^th time.
3. I will let you have the last slice of Pizza or maybe half of it.
4. I will believe you when you say nice things about me and will not try to kill you with my sarcasm.
5. I will try to understand the difference between a free-kick and a penalty for you.
6. I promise to cuss loudly at video games.
7. I promise to get up and get the remote from across the room even though I am not the one who placed it there.
8. I vow to be there when you start Netflix marathons and finish actual marathons.
9. I will bear your stupid mistakes and careless macho attempts because I know you are still a baby.
10. You will always be my Tall, Dark and Handsome. Maybe not that tall and not that handsome but definitely mine.